| BY CLICKING THE 'ENTER' LINK BELOW YOU CERTIFY THAT THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ARE TRUE: Sung to the tune "Rubber Ducky (on crack)" - I declare and affirm the following: I am or look like I am at least 21 years of age or have been to three or more gigs. I will not redistribute any material from this site to anyone who could possibly recognize me. I will not allow any minor or non-band-uh access to this site or any material found herein. Any material I download from this site is for my own personal use; I will not show it to a minor or even a rookie. The local law governing my region allows explicit material depicting Gordon's nutters, band, bar storming, scattering, marching in circles and other fetish activities. I wholeheartedly agree that a KEG is a legitimate musical instrument. I was not contacted by the suppliers of this material and I willingly choose to download it. I am not a U.S. postal official or law enforcement agent, a member of congress, an HSU official or CSU regent and I do not act as an agent thereof. I am not attempting to obtain evidence for the prosecution of an individual, someone running for office of any type of band for the purposes of entrapment, nor will I give Sir Itchy a hard time. Are you still reading this crap? I have not notified the postal service, band council or any other governmental agency to intercept explicit material. I agree that pictures depicting men, women or barnyard animals playing instruments / drinking beer are not obscene or offensive in any way except maybe on tuesdays. In addition I do not believe that such material could be considered obscene or offensive. Any unauthorized rebroadcast , transmission or descriptions of this website or the pictures within without the express written consent of Sir Itchy or the random-ass picture site corporation is strictly a grey-area, but I might steal pictures off this site and put them on the official site. Oops. But thats using my evil powers for the greater good. And what? Like your gonna frickin' sue me. Go find a barnyard in Yolo county and harass something already. Man, this is getting long. I need another hit o' MLJ Crack. Okay, where were we? Show me the good stuff already you old prick and quit wasting my time. I have carefully read the above statements and agree to all of them. Even the sheep thing. I do not have a stick up my rectum. I am not a whiny frickin' rookie that doesn't know shit. Go back and read that out loud, but in your best "Gordon" voice. I am not an Aggie. I might be an Aggie-Jack, but I'm getting help. (You know who you are.) Go Jacks. Go Crabs. Have a nice day. Amen & Woo-Hoo! Now turn your head and cough. Please Enjoy. It's All for fun. | |